> Guys, I'm starting to notice something insane!!1! if you go up on your phone, or down on your desktop, and take a look at the calendar, it will say "January 27th".

> I think they added 10 days to the calendar without us noticing?? You didn't hear it from me, but you kinda did in a weird video game way were I'm a mysterious side character or something.

> I believe that the saying "time passes fast" is kinda weird since all my life time has always passed by fast, so at this point I should be like "wow, time passes normally", but still I KEEP TELLING MYSELF IT PASSES BY FAST... something's wrong here lads..

> What if we created time 2.0? days are now 48 hours. Done, fixed. I can now be 10 years old again. You're welcome everyone.